I have to laugh. Although to a woman it is not that funny. Buying a dress for that holiday party can go good or bad for a woman. But if it goes bad for a woman, you can certainly guarantee it will go bad for your spouse or boyfriend.
Here are the stages a woman goes through when an outfit or dress is needed for an upcoming party.
Two Weeks before Party: I need to buy a dress.
One week before the party: I’m looking online for a dress for this party.
5 Days before Party: I’m going to look at several stores for a dress for this party.
OMG – These dresses suck! I can’t find anything
OMG – I can’t find anything that fits right or looks good on me.
Day before the party: I have walked all over the mall, went to 10 stores and I can’t find anything. I’m not going to the party.
Hours Before the Party: Ok, I bought 10 pairs of shoes, and found a dress that I can wear, but I don’t like it.
At the party: OMG, I love this dress, but my feet hurt and can’t wait to walk around with no shoes at the party.
After the party: I can’t wait to take of this dress.
