Top 10 Reasons Not To Vote For John McCain

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After careful thought and consideration,  I came up with a few reasons not to vote for John McCain. Of course John McCain the next blog will be Top 10 Reasons not to vote for Barack Obama.

Top 10 List
Top 10 Reasons Not To Vote For John McCain

1. He’s too old. (71)
2. He’s bad at playing the Monopoly game. (He doesn’t know how     many houses he owns.)
3. Most of his supporters in the South grabbed their guns when they  heard that “Russia invaded Georgia.”
4. He might really “age” while he is in the White House. (How much more could he age?)
5. When he was born there were only 48 states.
6. He’s going to hand out walking canes for campaign souvenirs. (The John Mc Canes.)
7. The more he wants to change things, the more he wants things to stay the same.
8. Refer back to number 1.
9. He gets financial backing from Depends, Viagra, Just for Men and the Prune Growers.
10. He probably won’t read this because he doesn’t know how to email, Digg, Stumble Upon, Google or blog.

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