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Do I Miss Cleveland?

By on Saturday, November 12th, 2011 | No Comments

In early 2010 I moved to South Florida. I basically packed up everything that could fit in a van and headed south.  Usually every time I would make a move I would go backwards. (When I moved to NYC, I went backwards…when I moved back to Cleveland, I went backwards.)

But I was determined when I moved to Florida NOT TO GO BACKWARDS!

I was sick of  having nothing.  I would not accept it anymore. I would not be dragged down anymore. I would surround myself with positive people who empower me to be my best.

We’ll here in Florida I did just that. I got rid of the thorns that were dragging my ass down. I had to do a lot of ignoring, take a lot of abuse and put up with loud mouths spewing negativity.

The first 6 months of living down here were hard but I worked my ass off…in a mobile home with my ex-mother-in-law. There was no space for me to set up my computer and work unless it was on a hot porch. (Believe me the porch was hot…so hot my computer would overheat. )

When I moved here I got a job within a week. I was promised all kinds of benefits and riches by the owner of the company when I started. He even offered to “buy” my old business. (That was a joke. Another Story for another day. Yes, there is animosity, I wasted a year and half with this company. However I met some of the most amazing people in the world whom I am still very close friends with.)

Anyway, while working a job that couldn’t even pay rent at my apartment, I built website after website trying to earn more income.

After not being appreciated by my boss and not being compensated for my skill, I left. I will never work for that dude again. I’m going forward. I won’t even mention or link to their website.

Now I’m here in South Florida, West Palm Beach, building my empire. I work harder than I ever did, but I’m determined to never go backwards in life.

Oh…so where was I?

Yes, do I miss Cleveland?

First of all I do miss my Family. My mom, dad and brother are in Cleveland. I miss them a lot. I miss my other family up there. (Even the ones that get on my damn nerves about stuff and tell me that I’m chasing rainbows. )

The standard of living in Cleveland was amazingly cheap.

To the ones that said I’m chasing rainbows???

Taste this rainbow…

 

 

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My Opinion on LeBron To Miami

By on Friday, July 9th, 2010 | No Comments
LeBron James the King with No Rings
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I’m a Cleveland Fan.  I moved to South Florida a few months ago but I still love my hometown.

I also love basketball.

I’m also a fan of LeBron James.

But I am disappointed that LeBron left Cleveland for Miami. I’m a selfish Clevelander. I want a championship.

I don’t see it with the Browns. I don’t see it happening with the Indians.

LeBron was the hope Cleveland needed to win a championship.

Why are Clevelanders mad? Because we deserve a championship. I never thought LeBron would leave Cleveland.

The way he announced his departure was horrible. You don’t go on national TV and rip the carpet from underneath the fans in Cleveland. The businesses will suffer in downtown Cleveland but they will eventually recover.

I still have faith in the Cavs. Dan Gilbert has put his heart and soul into Cleveland. He’ll make the team better.

Will I follow LeBron’s career?  Yes. I will catch a few Heat games like everyone else as my curiosity permits. You have to root for the hometown guy. But I will always be a Cavs fan.

Regards,

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A Clevelander’s Surival Guide To Florida

By on Thursday, May 27th, 2010 | 1 Comment

I have been a lifelong Clevelander. (Except for a time when I lived in Brooklyn…that’s an entirely different article.)

If you are Clevelander and you want to come down to Florida there are a few things you will need to know before you head down here.

Bring sunscreen – duh. My precious Cleveland skin wasn’t used to the sun and the first day I was here I got these tiny blisters on my fingers. After getting them checked out, I found out that it was a type of eczema brought on by not being used to the sun..it’s called dihydrosis.  Don’t worry it will go away or you can prevent it by using sunscreen on your hands.

Make sure the A/C in your car works. People will look at you funny if you have your car windows open in 90 degree weather.  They will know you are not opening your car windows to get fresh air…it’s because you really didn’t make sure your air conditioner was charged before you left for Florida.

If you want to fit in, don’t wear shorts in 60 degree weather.

Learn how to pronounce words so they sound Spanish.  Boca Raton should be pronounced Bow-ka Ra-tone. Clevelanders pronounce it Boca Ratan.

Pop is still pop down here unless you run into a New Yorker who will still call it Soda.

After an hour of watching TV you will see around 15 ads for lawyers. Personal injury lawyers. Tim Misney is not known here in South Florida.

In Cleveland the bars close at 2am. In some parts of South Florida…they don’t close. Especially Miami.

Watch the weather before you go into the Ocean. They usually give jellyfish warnings or warnings about the currents.

Be prepared to pay more for some things and less for others. Fruit is cheap. Razor blades are not.

Don’t say “Where is this rain coming from? – when it’s sunny. It even rains  while the sun is shining.

If it rains wait 5 minutes. It will probably stop.

If you are a man, bring condoms.

If you are a woman bring condoms.

If you are a condom….you’re screwed.

If you are married, you are single.

If you are single, you are one lucky bastard.

I’m sure there is more to come to this Clevelander’s Survival Guide to Florida.

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Palm Beach Real Estate

By on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010 | 1 Comment

Palm Beach Real Estate

I was vacationing in south Florida last year and I noticed something about the houses on Palm Beach Island, otherwise known as the Town of Palm Beach. The property in Palm Beach were some of the biggest and most beautiful houses I have ever seen in my life. Palm Beach is home to some of the richest people of the world. Even Donald Trump has homes in Palm Beach.

Palm Beach Real Estate

Palm Beach Real Estate

Can you call these homes or investment properties in Palm Beach? I guess you could call them both. Palm Beach is a beautiful area of Florida. Driving through the town reminded me of pictures I have seen of Beverly Hills.

I looked at the real estate listings for Palm Beach, Florida and couldn’t believe the prices on some of these homes. Well, I guess I can’t really call them homes, more like castles or mansions. The Palm Beach Real Estate is just simply fascinated myself. If I had the money I would probably buy some property in Palm Beach.  There weren’t too many homes for sale in Palm Beach Florida that’s because I think that the people that own property in Palm Beach are snow bunnies and keep these houses to themselves so they can fly down to the area in the winter.

Could a guy like me afford a great piece of Palm Beach Real Estate? Probably not. But in any case I’ll keep saving my pennies so that one day I could possibly afford to buy property in Palm Beach. Maybe a brick.

If you want to see some of these beautiful homes please check out Town of Palm Beach Real Estate

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Vaginal Rejuvenation in Miami

By on Monday, August 10th, 2009 | No Comments

Vaginal Rejuvenation ads on the radio?

One thing about living in Florida is that I hear a lot of radio ads for plastic surgery.

Women love to look younger and take care of themselves. If you can look pretty go for it.

But recently I have been hearing many ads for vaginal rejuvenation. What is vaginal rejuvenation?

Vaginal rejuvenation is basically plastic surgery on the “hooo haaa.”

It’s also called vaginoplasy.

Doctors reconstruct the “hooo haaa” to make it look nicer.

Now I’m not a connoisseur of “hooo haaaas” nor am I a doctor, but do women really go that far to make the hoo haaa look nicer?

Do men really look at a woman down there and say “Damn this thing needs some work?”  It’s not a car or a dilapidated house. Can you compare this type of surgery to giving an Earl Scheib paint job on a 67 Vett?

I have never said that to a woman. I would probably need plastic surgery on my face if I ever said that.

Until I Googled it, I never really knew how big of a deal vaginal rejuvenation was.

Is it a self-esteem issue? How do you know if it needs tightening? Can you really wreck that thing?

Can a “hooo haaa” be rejuvenated naturally?

While I was living in Cleveland, I never heard such ads on the radio.

This is one of the many observations I go thru on a daily basis living in South Florida.

What’s your take?

Comment below?

Vaginal Rejuvenation in Miami

One thing about living in Florida is that I hear a lot of radio ads for plastic surgery.

Women love to look younger and take care of themselves. If you can look pretty go for it.

But recently I have been hearing many ads for vaginal rejuvenation. What is vaginal rejuvenation?

Vaginal rejuvenation is basically plastic surgery on the “hooo haaa.”

It’s also called vaginoplasy.

Doctors reconstruct the “hooo haaa” to make it look nicer.

Now I’m not a connoisseur of “hooo haaaas” nor am I a doctor, but do women really go that far to make the hoo haaa look nicer?

Do men really look at a woman down there and say “Damn this thing needs some work?” It’s not a car or a dilapidated house. Can you compare this type of surgery to giving an Earl Scheib paint job on a 67 Vett?

I have never said that to a woman. I would probably need plastic surgery on my face if I ever said that.

Until I Googled it, I never really knew how big of a deal vaginal rejuvenation was.

Is it a self-esteem issue? How do you know if it needs tightening? Can you really wreck that thing?

Can a “hooo haaa” be rejuvenated naturally?

While I was living in Cleveland, I never heard such ads on the radio.

This is one of the many observations I go thru on a daily basis living in South Florida.

What’s your take?

Comment below?

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