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10 Things You Can Say To A Man To Get Him Out of The Mood.

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Okay..it’s late..so bare with me on this one.

I see articles all the time about “How to get a Woman In The mood.”  Especially when I’m in the check-out at the local supermarket and the line is long and filled with people who have 50 items in the express lane.  That new issue of Cosmo on the rack  has a steamy article on the cover that calls your name when ever you see the word “sex” on the cover.

There are tons of articles written on how to get a woman in the mood but I never see articles about how to get a man out of the mood.

We know women make excuses not to have sex. We have heard them all…but do these excuses really get us dudes out of the mood?

Here are some popular excuses women use:

  • I have a headache.
  • It must have been something I ate.
  • I’m gassy.
  • I’m having my period. (Damn, you have had your period three times this month already?)
  • I just don’t feel good.
  • I’m sleepy.
  • I didn’t shave.

You get the point.

Well ladies, you don’t have to make excuses anymore. Take my word for it. I have come up with a list of ways to get a man out of the mood.  This way you don’t have to make excuses. You can just say the following things to him to basically get him out of the mood.

So here are the 10 ways to get a man out of the “mood” so he won’t want to have sex.

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So there you have it. There is really nothing you can say to a man to  get him out of “the mood.”

Even if you tell a man you have a headache, he’s still going to be horny..but more than likely…he’ll do the old “five-knuckle-shuffle” in the bathroom.

The bottom line is….. that we are always in the mood…no matter what you say.

 

Feel free to comment – What are some excuses you use to get out of having sex?

 

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Wedding Speech Ideas

Wedding Speech Ideas

When my brother got married, I had no idea what to do when I had to give a speech. I was looking for ideas for best man speeches for this wedding. Being the best man, I was stressing over what to do when it came to giving a great wedding speech for his special day.

Check out these Wedding Speech Ideas.

As the best man, I wanted to give a great wedding speech or wedding toast that would be funny, exciting, emotional and memorable. So instead of getting up and giving a speech, what I did was create a great video and I played it at the reception on a big screen TV as a wedding speech. I knew that I had a great idea. I got pictures of him and his wife as children, and then as they were dating and the also a few funny and embarrassing pictures.  I wanted the video to have highs and lows. I wanted it to be cute, funny and I wanted it to be emotional so that people would remember this wedding speech video.

I got some more great ideas here.

Here are the results of my brainstorming for some great wedding speech ideas.

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Overprotective Mother

It’s okay to guard your kids and protect them from harm from birth to 18 years old. But once your child turns 18 it is time to let them go.  I have studied children that are the VICTIMS of overprotective mothers. Having an overprotective mother is form of child abuse. Usually the mother controls every aspect of the child well into his adult life.

This is caused by the mothers inability to overcome some sort of heartbreak in the past. They feel if that they make their child feel dependent on them that their adult child will not leave them.

When I was a child, I used to see this in a few of the parents of the kids that I was friends with. When I searched to see where they are now, I discovered that most of them were in jail or had some kind of crime that involved drugs. That led to the conclusion that overprotective mothers were so controlling of their child that when the child got some sense of freedom they had no social skills and therefore acted in a way that was not socially acceptable. Because of this, many of these children used drugs to change their state. Others had no way of functioning in society and then actually ended up hating their mothers for being  bad mothers.

The only advice I can give to mothers that are way too overprotective is that you are doing more harm to your child than good. If you want your child to function in society, then you have to teach your child the skills it will take to survive in the real world.

If you know of an adult who is the victim of an over-protective or controlling mother there is help out there.

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Blocking a Phone Number

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Blocking a Phone Number

I guess I’m a tech guy. I have answers that will make life easier for people. One of the questions I hear all the time is “Hey Tom, How do I block a phone number so that person or company never calls again?”

Well I’m going to tell and you the answer is so simple, and free. 100% Free.

1.Sign up for Google Voice (Even if you don’t have a cell. If you do have a cell or android even better.)

2.Once you are signed up for Google Voice, pick your own phone number if it’s available. If you are late in the Google Voice game, you are probably going to be stuck with a number.

3.Link your new phone number to the phone you use regularly. The instruction on Google Voice are extremely easy. If you can’t do this, then you may have to go back to 2nd grade. Lol

4.Now when you sign up for anything, free offers, win this car raffles where telemarketers will call you a million times a day, and even all of your utility companies give your NEW GOOGLE Voice number out to everyone.

5.When you start to get annoying calls, go into your Google Voice account and click on the number that just called you and click SPAM . When that caller calls again, they will now hear a recording that says “This number is no longer in service.”

So there you have it. Free, simple and easy. Now take action and sign up for Google Voice.

If you don’t understand the directions you can always Trace a Private call and pay a few bucks a month for this service.

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Pulling out my hair – But I’m Bald

Sometimes stress will get the best of us. Especially if you are a parent like I am. I have an 8 year old and one on the way. (It’s a boy, due near the end of November.)

I’m dieting and I want to eat a car. My son is an A+  student but his mouth gets him in trouble. There aren’t enough hours in the day. I’m getting ready for the birth of our newborn soon.

I’m bald and I have no hair to pull.

Yes, stress is a part of life. It’s all how we handle it. Sometimes I feel like I lose my mind and other times I just try to meditate the stress away.  For me, the best way to handle stress is to blow off some steam, meditate and then handle the situation. Now I would not do this in case there was an emergency…I would act right away in an emergency. But when stress feels like it’s eating you alive just breathe. Do something to get your mind off it.  I like to watch stuff that makes me laugh. When I’m stressed, I want to surround myself with comedy and funny people.

My wife says: “Tommy, sometimes you just have to say “F@#k it.”

But in all reality, if I don’t like something, I should change it. Hence, my appetite to eat a Cadillac.

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Online Legal Documents Can Save You a lot of Money

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If you have a business, rent a home, are about to loan out some money or even want a will, online legal documents are cheap, easy and will even hold up in court.

Having a business can be complicated with all of the legal paper that you have to have. But legal papers usually means legal fees and lawyer fees can be costly…after all lawyers have one goal – to make money.

Well in order to cover your behind I found a site that offers legal documents at a reasonable price.

If you do use any of these legal documents, let me know by commenting below.

Here is a site that offers a bunch of legal documents online.

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WordPress Plugin Viral Marketing Contest Burner

Contest WordPress Plugin

Contest Burner WordPress PluginThere is a new WordPress Plugin about to relaunch soon. It’s called the Contest Burner. The Contest Burner Viral Marketing WordPress plugin will integrate the use of Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and more to create a massive flow of traffic to your website – virally.

Here’s what the Contest Burner Viral Marketing WordPress Plugin website says about the marketing plugin:

By combining viral marketing and social networking you can really explode your traffic.  We tested a very early version of the ContestBurner WordPress plugin and generated thousands of new visitors to one of our sites in just a few weeks.

….I’ll give out the download link to the contestants who have signed up at: ContestBurner’s viral marketing contest You’ll be able to use all the basic features of the WordPress plugin. These are the same features I used to generate Tens of thousands of new visitors on a single site & dramatically increase my website traffic.

I’m a blogger and I do affiliate marketing on the side. I started blogging over 5 years ago and I didn’t get into affiliate marketing until a little over a year ago. I love using the WordPress blogging platform. If you use WordPress like I do,  you love the many plugins that are built specifically for bloggers and web designers that use WordPress.

This marketing wordpress plugin is the creationof Online Marketing Teacher Bill McIntosh. I have been following Bill for over2 years and I can honestly say that he has given me tons of information that I incorporate every day in my own marketing campaigns. Without ever spending a dime of my own money, Bill has taught me lessons in online marketing that people would pay thousands of dollars to learn.

Bill, if you read this, Thank you.

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Cub Scouts

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Cub Scouts are an asset to the community. Not only does Cub Scouts teach kids responsibility but it also gives them confidence and amazing social skills.

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My son had the honor of joining Cub Scout Pack 296 in Boynton Beach, Florida. The Cub Scout leaders are a great group of guys.  The Cub Scouts are now having their popcorn sale to support the scouts as well as local packs.

It’s that time of year. If you would like to support the Cub Scouts you can do so buy purchasing goods from their Cub Scout popcorn drive. If you see these Cub Scouts, you can either purchase popcorn or give a donation.

If you would like the convenience of purchasing a Cub Scouts popcorn online and have it delivered to your door, please click the link below.

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Thank you for supporting local Cub Scouts.

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10 Great Ways to Use Facebook

10 Great Ways to Use Facebook

Some people don’t like Facebook because they just don’t know what to do when they get an account. I have friends that join over a year ago but they don’t contribute to the conversation or they just don’t get it. Here are 10 ways to use Facebook and have fun.

  1. Play some games on Facebook (Mafia Wars, Farmville, Bejeweled)
  2. Join a group. (If you have a hobby or are into a cause, there is a group for you.)
  3. Create a “fan page” for a person, place, thing or even your business
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  4. Plan an event and send out invitations. (With the RSVP feature you’ll know how much food to buy.)
  5. Wish someone a happy birthday.
  6. Ask questions. (Have you seen this movie? Can anyone fix a computer?)
  7. Answer questions. (That movie was great. I can fix your computer?)
  8. Share photos, videos and links to great sites you find.
  9. Tag photos
  10. Connect with old friends. It’s cheaper than spending money at classmates.com
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Cleveland Browns Suck But The Fans Won’t Do Anything.

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Cleveland Browns Suck

10 years ago, an expansion team called the Cleveland Browns entered the NFL. In that 10 years, the Browns have a record of  54-109.

I’m from Cleveland, and I was a fan of the Browns until they moved to Baltimore.

After the loss Sunday, I am convinced that this team sucks because of the fans. Why do I blame the fans? Because the fans will still buy tickets and support this team during years when they have records of 2-14 or 4-12. (NO TOUCHDOWNS IN 35 QUARTERS.)

As long as the fans buy the tickets and jerseys, the Browns are happy. The Cleveland Browns are a business, they are out to make a buck and they certainly aren’t loosing any money when the fans continue to support a team that constantly fails it’s fans.

If the fans stop buying Cleveland Browns tickets, the organization will lose money and will start to fix this sore in Cleveland.

I watched the Browns play today. I’m not an armchair quarterback by any means. But the Cleveland Browns organization loves the fans. They can be the worst team in the NFL, but the Browns will still sell you tickets.

The Cleveland Browns Suck.

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