I guess that nobody ever caught on to the fact that MySpace completely dropped it’s gloves and stopped competing altogether? They just kind of “forgot” how to run a website all of the sudden right? It’s way, WAY to complex to remove all of the capchas and let people start posting links to external websites. That kind of super high-tech puter programmin’ is years beyond what our little ape brains can even comprehend. Only the prodigy level Facebook designers can design such far-out, god-like puter warez.

HA! HA! Hey, do any of you wanna buy a watch? It’s a rolex for realziez! I know it says “made in China” on it, but that’s because it’s a limited edition that was made in China. It was worn by Saint Obama and it’s not stolen or anything. Since we’re friends, I’ll sell it to you for only $10!

NO!? You don’t believe me? Well then I guess that you’re smart enough to SEE A RIP OFF A MILE AWAY THEN.

In other words, MySpace was going along great and there were hundreds of MILLIONS of dollars being invested in it. Certain people (did you hear about the Russian mobster who bought about 30% of facebook a while back) TOOK their money and invested it into Facebook in the middle of the night. They then, SANK the boat known as MySpace and walked off with a whole lot of $$.

It’s called a “bait and switch” scam. Small time hustlers will show you a nice Rolex and then pawn off a dollar store watch on you at the last second. Big time hustlers will show you a big, successful company like Facebook… and pawn off MySpace on you at the last second…

I would bet that in the next few years, the same, exact thing will happen to Facebook. They’ll make it worth hundreds of millions and then switch companys in the middle of the night and leave all of their investors stuck with a big, empty, abandoned shell… you know, like Detroit…

Myspace is overwhelming for newcomers, and I feel like Facebook has a more professional feel to it.