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Cub Scouts

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Cub Scouts are an asset to the community. Not only does Cub Scouts teach kids responsibility but it also gives them confidence and amazing social skills.

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My son had the honor of joining Cub Scout Pack 296 in Boynton Beach, Florida. The Cub Scout leaders are a great group of guys.  The Cub Scouts are now having their popcorn sale to support the scouts as well as local packs.

It’s that time of year. If you would like to support the Cub Scouts you can do so buy purchasing goods from their Cub Scout popcorn drive. If you see these Cub Scouts, you can either purchase popcorn or give a donation.

If you would like the convenience of purchasing a Cub Scouts popcorn online and have it delivered to your door, please click the link below.

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Thank you for supporting local Cub Scouts.

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Where Do Floridians Go On Vacation

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Since I have been living here in Florida, I have had a burning question. Where do people from Florida go on vacation.

Native northerners, like myself, would head South for the vacation. But where do Floridians go?….

I posted this question to my friends on Twitter and around town, here are some of the answers I received.

  • We stay in Florida.
  • We go to Orlando to Disney.
  • New York
  • I go to Miami.
  • I stay at home.
  • I want to go to Cleveland for vacation. – That was me. lol
  • I don’t get a vacation.

So there you have it. If you are from Florida feel free to comment below and let me know where you go for vacation.

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A Clevelander’s Surival Guide To Florida

I have been a lifelong Clevelander. (Except for a time when I lived in Brooklyn…that’s an entirely different article.)

If you are Clevelander and you want to come down to Florida there are a few things you will need to know before you head down here.

Bring sunscreen – duh. My precious Cleveland skin wasn’t used to the sun and the first day I was here I got these tiny blisters on my fingers. After getting them checked out, I found out that it was a type of eczema brought on by not being used to the sun..it’s called dihydrosis.  Don’t worry it will go away or you can prevent it by using sunscreen on your hands.

Make sure the A/C in your car works. People will look at you funny if you have your car windows open in 90 degree weather.  They will know you are not opening your car windows to get fresh air…it’s because you really didn’t make sure your air conditioner was charged before you left for Florida.

If you want to fit in, don’t wear shorts in 60 degree weather.

Learn how to pronounce words so they sound Spanish.  Boca Raton should be pronounced Bow-ka Ra-tone. Clevelanders pronounce it Boca Ratan.

Pop is still pop down here unless you run into a New Yorker who will still call it Soda.

After an hour of watching TV you will see around 15 ads for lawyers. Personal injury lawyers. Tim Misney is not known here in South Florida.

In Cleveland the bars close at 2am. In some parts of South Florida…they don’t close. Especially Miami.

Watch the weather before you go into the Ocean. They usually give jellyfish warnings or warnings about the currents.

Be prepared to pay more for some things and less for others. Fruit is cheap. Razor blades are not.

Don’t say “Where is this rain coming from? – when it’s sunny. It even rains  while the sun is shining.

If it rains wait 5 minutes. It will probably stop.

If you are a man, bring condoms.

If you are a woman bring condoms.

If you are a condom….you’re screwed.

If you are married, you are single.

If you are single, you are one lucky bastard.

I’m sure there is more to come to this Clevelander’s Survival Guide to Florida.

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I’m not in Cleveland anymore.

I haven’t really wrote a personal post in a while. Most of you know that I have been a lifelong Clevelander. About a month ago, my family and I moved to South Florida. I liquidated everything and only packed what could fit in a minivan.

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I’m in South Florida because my last September, my father-in-law passed, he was killed by a drunk driver. We came down here to help my mother-in-law adjust. They were married for 41 years so there is a big adjustment period.

So I’m here in South Florida trying to adjust too.

The bugs are huge. They have these bugs called Palmetto Bugs…I Googled them and it turns out they are American Cockroaches. I guess the fancy name “Palmetto Bug” is just to soften the blow. To me…they are enormous cockroaches.  AND THEY FLY LIKE RESCUE HELICOPTERS.

The other thing that I’m trying to get used to is the heat and humidity. My hands got tiny blisters within a week of arriving here. I Googled these blisters and it is a from of Eczema brought out from people that aren’t used to the sun. It’s called dihydrosis.  In my entire life I have never had eczema. It must be that my skin has to get acclimated to the rays of sun here.

I do miss my friends, and all other things Cleveland. I especially miss the cheaper living. Gas is a few dimes more down here in South Florida.

If you want to enjoy the nightlife in South Florida, you better have a few more dollars out here than in Cleveland. I bought 3 drinks at a bar in West Palm Beach and the price was 30 dollars. (About 100% more than the price in Cleveland.)

Back to the gas prices…I don’t why they would be higher here, the Gulf of Mexico is not that far away and it’s where they pump all that black gold.

There are some things here in South Florida that are cheaper. FRUITS. Fruit is so cheap here because so many people have fruit trees in their yards. Plus, Florida is the citrus capitol of the United States.

Now that I traded an occasional tornado for an occasional hurricane, how do I feel about hurricanes? I know that if there is a hurricane warning down here…I’ll be the first to start driving to Cleveland.

…..to be continued.

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Vaginal Rejuvenation in Miami

Vaginal Rejuvenation ads on the radio?

One thing about living in Florida is that I hear a lot of radio ads for plastic surgery.

Women love to look younger and take care of themselves. If you can look pretty go for it.

But recently I have been hearing many ads for vaginal rejuvenation. What is vaginal rejuvenation?

Vaginal rejuvenation is basically plastic surgery on the “hooo haaa.”

It’s also called vaginoplasy.

Doctors reconstruct the “hooo haaa” to make it look nicer.

Now I’m not a connoisseur of “hooo haaaas” nor am I a doctor, but do women really go that far to make the hoo haaa look nicer?

Do men really look at a woman down there and say “Damn this thing needs some work?”  It’s not a car or a dilapidated house. Can you compare this type of surgery to giving an Earl Scheib paint job on a 67 Vett?

I have never said that to a woman. I would probably need plastic surgery on my face if I ever said that.

Until I Googled it, I never really knew how big of a deal vaginal rejuvenation was.

Is it a self-esteem issue? How do you know if it needs tightening? Can you really wreck that thing?

Can a “hooo haaa” be rejuvenated naturally?

While I was living in Cleveland, I never heard such ads on the radio.

This is one of the many observations I go thru on a daily basis living in South Florida.

What’s your take?

Comment below?

Vaginal Rejuvenation in Miami

One thing about living in Florida is that I hear a lot of radio ads for plastic surgery.

Women love to look younger and take care of themselves. If you can look pretty go for it.

But recently I have been hearing many ads for vaginal rejuvenation. What is vaginal rejuvenation?

Vaginal rejuvenation is basically plastic surgery on the “hooo haaa.”

It’s also called vaginoplasy.

Doctors reconstruct the “hooo haaa” to make it look nicer.

Now I’m not a connoisseur of “hooo haaaas” nor am I a doctor, but do women really go that far to make the hoo haaa look nicer?

Do men really look at a woman down there and say “Damn this thing needs some work?” It’s not a car or a dilapidated house. Can you compare this type of surgery to giving an Earl Scheib paint job on a 67 Vett?

I have never said that to a woman. I would probably need plastic surgery on my face if I ever said that.

Until I Googled it, I never really knew how big of a deal vaginal rejuvenation was.

Is it a self-esteem issue? How do you know if it needs tightening? Can you really wreck that thing?

Can a “hooo haaa” be rejuvenated naturally?

While I was living in Cleveland, I never heard such ads on the radio.

This is one of the many observations I go thru on a daily basis living in South Florida.

What’s your take?

Comment below?

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