Okay..it’s late..so bare with me on this one.
I see articles all the time about “How to get a Woman In The mood.” Especially when I’m in the check-out at the local supermarket and the line is long and filled with people who have 50 items in the express lane. That new issue of Cosmo on the rack has a steamy article on the cover that calls your name when ever you see the word “sex” on the cover.
There are tons of articles written on how to get a woman in the mood but I never see articles about how to get a man out of the mood.
We know women make excuses not to have sex. We have heard them all…but do these excuses really get us dudes out of the mood?
Here are some popular excuses women use:
- I have a headache.
- It must have been something I ate.
- I’m gassy.
- I’m having my period. (Damn, you have had your period three times this month already?)
- I just don’t feel good.
- I’m sleepy.
- I didn’t shave.
You get the point.
Well ladies, you don’t have to make excuses anymore. Take my word for it. I have come up with a list of ways to get a man out of the mood. This way you don’t have to make excuses. You can just say the following things to him to basically get him out of the mood.
So here are the 10 ways to get a man out of the “mood” so he won’t want to have sex.
So there you have it. There is really nothing you can say to a man to get him out of “the mood.”
Even if you tell a man you have a headache, he’s still going to be horny..but more than likely…he’ll do the old “five-knuckle-shuffle” in the bathroom.
The bottom line is….. that we are always in the mood…no matter what you say.
Feel free to comment – What are some excuses you use to get out of having sex?
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- Turning women on (and then getting them off) (suggestivetongue.com)